4/22/21 - Watermelon in freezer

 Grandma got her new freezer today. She said she put watermelon in it out of curiosity. I had to remind her it was a freezer only.

2/8/17

Grandma had her yearly eye appt yesterday, so when I talked to her today, she was excited and said "I can see a flea flying in Texas!"  SMH!

Don't Make My Bread Pull Tough!

Means, don't bother me!

8/31/16

Grandma was telling me how Clara gave her another box of Depends.  While she doesn't need them, she says they're comfortable lol.  Grandma asked me "Should I pay her?"  I said definitely not, you didn't ask for them and she didn't pay for them.  Grandma responded with "I'm gonna pay her, PAY HER NO MIND!"

My Grandma is too much!

93rd Birthday Day

Grandma was looking for the gift card Brenda had given her, and after searching her purse and wallet, Mom found it right in the birthday card and Grandma said "Well kiss the cat's titty!"  OMG!

The Devil

Talking about CW, said "If you want to see the Devil, just go to church!"  Quote from a preacher when she was younger.

Flea on Cotton

We were talking about shooting fireworks over Christmas and she said how the police threatened the kids.

Grandma says the funniest things sometimes. Today in conversation she said "...it got so quiet you could hear a flea pee on cotton." I thought I was going to die laughing!!!