Talking with Grandma, she was telling me about a friend of hers who was bragging about having a PhD and Grandma said "You might have a PhD but you ain't got no J-O-B!!!"
Then she was talking about how Johnny (Duck) was the only good man she had. When she met him he was in a wheelchair and she said he was perfect for her because if he acted up she could beat his butt out of that chair!
She was talking about her Sister Georgia Mae who's always talking about how good her hair looks. When Grandma saw her she said "You talkin' about them spider webs on your head?" She said she really wanted to tell her she looked like "Dammit I Git You!"
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